You may think that I haven't posted anything because I've been busy... but that would be a false assumption. I haven't posted anything because I haven't done anything nice yet. It's been a few days but I don't want to rush it. I need to ease into this whole "Good Samaritan" thing. It's not as natural as it might seem. (So people who do it a lot [the Good Samaritan thing], that's just another sign that they're unnatural human beings, if they're even human beings at all. They're probably aliens. You know who I'm talking about... the ladies with the inhuman smiles and way too shiny hair... total aliens.)